Scary Clown

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The sheet music for Scary Clown is out! Find it on Sheet Music Plus and Sheet Music Direct.

The music is inspired by the quirky dark humor and cheesy horror of B movies. Musically, it offers sufficient challenges for the band to be interesting and yet is very accessible for general audiences.

At about four and a half minutes, the length is a good fit for a community band or school band program.

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